Sheesh People !! These are not the nicest prints to wear. Nor is the cut very flattering on some of you. Did you not look in the mirror before you left? Did someone spill red wine on the dress you were going to wear?
I know the influence for winter is all things Russian but Erin did you have to wear a dress that makes you look like a Russian Christmas Cracker?
And Dennis, did your wife ask you if she looked good before you left the house? Because if she did, and you said yes it must be because a) you were blinded by the pattern and therefore confused or b) you are a fan of optical illusions.
This dress reminds me of those multi colored sand bottles that you make at the P.N.E. 
I don't know who you are but you remind me of an nicely sequined Barber Pole, maybe up outside a metrosexual shop.
And I know Elizabeth has been out of the public eye for a while but some one needs to tell her we don't wear chiffon type shimmer wraps with a paisley shirt and the skirt that you bought in Bali. Too many prints going in all the wrong directions here.
She's the Princess of Preslav, Rosario Nadal. First, has anyone ever heard of Preslav?
Secondly, is there a punishment there that makes evening gowns give you a severe hunchback while taking away your breasts ?
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