The 80's are back !!

And that is not something I would usually mind but these outfits would have been bad back then.

First -- no SIDE PONYTAILS or PIGTAILS if you have reached puberty !!!

Secondly -- if you going to wear ankle socks with high heels at least make sure that they have the lace around them !

America's Next Top Nothing

Naima -- you look bad. Sorta like your coming our of a three day bender. Your face just looks swollen.


Eva -- you have done something, I can't put my finger on it. Maybe you went on the same bender as Naima, but it isn't working for you. In this picture you just look stuffed.


Adrienne -- what can I say .. your the most "reality" successful of them all. Marrying a Brady and having a VH1 show is the height of success so far. Oh -- its so sad

Michelle -- she is just not good looking. Every single publicity shot of her looks horrid. Get some color !!

Looking Trashed !!

These two are beyond help. Someone somewhere (IE Trent or Perez Or Hollywoodrag) wrote that Taryn just looks dirty. I have to concur. Just looking at her photos makes me want to take a shower !!

Don't get me started on the 45, pretending to be 17, year old that is Brooke Hogan. First - only use one pound of make up. That way you don't look like a corpse. Secondly -- ditch the red lipstick and never bring it near your mouth again unless you dye your hair burgandy and get some coloring.

Looking Good ...

I am really loving all of these outfits.