More Unflattering Clothes .... pt2

Marcia Cross attending a Boston Common magazine bash. Jesus that dress is awful -- she looks like neopolitan ice cream and nothing about it says - holiday, festive, or fashionable.


Whyte Chocolate (I've never heard of her) attends the 1st Annual Dirty Awards. Its a nice look, if she was going for 1970's Rockford Files/Streets of San Francisco hooker look she hit it on the head. I especially like how her boots and top match. Classy !!





This is Jasmine Lennard. I know, I have no idea who she is either. She did wear this outfit to the after-party of "Keeping Mum" in England. I can't figure out why she wanted to show her underwear to everyone.

Emilia Fox arriving at The British Independent Film Awards. There are so many things wrong with this outfit. I love texture and design but there is a limit to how much you can have on a person at one time. A Button/Dot -Print Skirt, ZigZag tights, Bows on shoes, Spandeau top and Victorian see through shirt, not nice together.

Does this mean she won?

America's Next Top Model contestant Nik attends the 1st Annual Dirty Awards at the Georgia International Convention Center November 28, 2005

She is the only one from this cycle that is appearing out and about. Though I have to say I am not digging this look here.

Courtney Cox's Back

What the hell is wrong with Courtney Cox's spine -- it looks to unreal, like a Klingon or some other Star Trek creature.

Other than that I think she is has a hot body for a 40-something.

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The Hiltons...

jeepers nothing about them screams money -- the ugly uggs !! Rick looks half wasted and Kathy needs a face lift or some plumping up .. Rick and Kathy are really showing their age these days.

Kathy Hilton, Rick Hilton and their daughter Nicky Hilton are shown coming out of Serafina Restaurant Nov 28, 2005 in NYC

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes ....

These photos were taken three days apart. Wow, what a difference.

The wigs, the spray tans, the contouring.. what a lot of work it must be to be Kimora Lee Simmons.

Unflattering Outfits

Lord what a dress. The three different color pinks, the stripes, the shoes, the flowers attached. None of it is good and it just reminds me of the Evil Stepmother from Snow White or Cinderella.
(Manja Feilcke at "Bundespresseball" on 25NOV05 in Berlin)

This is just awful. Its the worst 80's fashion - a balloon skirt , with leggings, a 90's shrug and bad hair. And then the super long chain with the Mr T gold clunker. (Anna Brewster, UK premiere)

Seriously Mariah, FIRE YOUR STYLIST !!

I am so not against curvy figures, especially since I have one of my own, but this is not good. The backlighting makes it look even worse then it probably was but thunder thighs and long butt are all this picture makes. And the need to start a petition to have cups built into all dress with a C cup or larger.

Ladies, if you fail the pencil test you need a bra or some other structure in your garments.

Well, these outfits are so unflattering. Ladies, we all have breasts, but there is no need to aggressively advertise the fact. Has anyone ever heard of discreetly sexy? And were you not able to get shoes that fit?

I saw the first photo here of Jenny's outfit and thought it was quite nice. The bottom looked like a nice 40's style swing skirt. And then I saw picture two .. and it ruined it for me. They are short, hideous, culotte swing pants.

Invasion of the Potato Sacks

God what is that? a maternity smock? a swing jacket from the 60's? Did she foget to dress her bottom half? What the hell?
Seriously, maybe all those years of being a child/teen star and having a stylist around had its effect. Maybe this is the first time they are allowed to "dress themselves" like the rest of us did when we were 3.

I don't think that Mary Kate's bag is big enough. Maybe she can get a larger one for next time. That way she can hide her sister in it.

Lindsay Lohan also seems to be a follower of this style. Would it kill you to show a waistline?

Interesting Gossip from around the pages ...

November 26, 2005 -- MARK Lisanti, the defamer.com writer Los Angeles Magazine just crowned "the most influential and intimidating gossip in Hollywood," is so acerbic and disrespectful, he makes us feel like milquetoast.
The irreverence of this goateed 31-year-old is shocking, as shown in some recent zingers from the Web site:
* "Producer Brian Grazer's Special Skin-Tightening Assistant cranked the winch on the back of Grazer's neck one too many times, rendering him unable to blink or close his mouth."
* "Malibu feudal lord" David Geffen was congratulated for allowing "access to the public beach blocked by his enormous Gay Mafia Xanadu" a "mere 22 years" after promising to do so.
* Director Bret Ratner was chided for repeatedly parking his Bentley in handicapped-only spaces at fancy restaurants, but Defamer allowed that his "lack of natural born ability with a camera" constitutes a legitimate disability.
* CBS President Les Moonves was described as a "generously betoothed future galactic despot."
* Of Tara Reid: "As long as there's not prohibition, she'll always be in the news."
Nicolas Cage's decision to give his newborn son Superman's birth name, Kal-el, proves "the actor has finally made a clean break with reality."
* When Defamer ran photos of 9-year-old Tom Cruise dressed up as Dorothy in a grade-school production of "The Wizard of Oz," lawyer Bert Fields wrote to say: "At 9, he once put on a costume in the picture for a Halloween party. He did not go around dressed as a girl as your report suggests." This prompted the headline, "Defamer clarification: Tom Cruise only dressed as Dorothy once."
* Another headline read, "White Men Can Hump: Woody Harrelson to Reproduce."
Lisanti is philosophical about his role. "People should not care about Lindsay Lohan or Tara Reid, but this is what the cultural tennis ball machine is firing at us. This is what I have to swing at," he told Los Angeles mag. "I'm basically a guy writing jokes about famous people."
PAGE SIX does agree with Lisanti on at least one point he recently expressed: "We should never believe the first, second, or third-through-17th thing that issues forth from a publicist's mouth." (pagesix)

Great Make -Up and Bad Make-Up

I love Evangeline's make-up here. Her skin looks dewy and radiant. Her lips look smooth and moist and the pink color is nice without hitting the 80's. The shimmer on here eyes just gives a nice amount of pop.

I can't remember which olsen this is but they both had the same make-up on at this event. The Smokey eye is really nice. Lots of depth without closing the eye in.

This is Kimberly Davies. She used to be on an Aussie soap called "Neighbors". She also starred in the one and only season of Pacific Heights. I've always thought that she had a beautiful face, but her make-up here is fabulous. It takes a strong woman to pull of this intense of a lip color without it looking garish and trampy.

Aisha's false lashes are way to showy for this look. From what I can tell this was a daytime function yet she has some seriously large and spiky lashes showing. Probably better to take those off and save for nighttime.

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Looking Good !! -- Part Deux

Rachel Blanchard looks so good here. Almost like a blonde version of JLHewitt. I hope that she gets back on tv in a good show. Her character on 7th Heaven was supremely irrating and made it really hard to like her.

Serena is looking fabulous here. Normally she chooses outfits that make her look boxy and manish. Okay, more manish. This dress could be considered flattering.

Sara Rue has lost a ton of weight. She is looking really hot here. I like her short hairstyle.

Lindsay's dress, or is it Elvis pants, looks good as well. I can't figure out what the deal is with the bottom. I think maybe my love of gray, black and sparkle is getting in the way.

Looking Good !!

Ryan Phillipe and Reese look so cute together. I hope that they are one of the couple in Hollyweird that can go the distance. They seem to work hard at staying together and being a happy family.







Jane Leeves looks great here. I love this dress and how elegant she looks.

Breaking News -- Bebe Neuwirth impersonates a milk bottle

I really like her as an actress but trying to impersonate food is all wrong.

Who told her this looked good? Individually all the parts are pretty just not together.

Kevin Federline -- Good God is this for real?

Good Lord, this guy is an even bigger idiot than he lead us to believe.
This article from GQ so makes me want to hurl. What possessed her to get together with this guy?


(Source JustJared)

Jenny and Rebecca -- Did You Know?

Jenny Shimizu and Rebecca Loos are dating.

Jenny was on ANTM's episode and Rebecca is famous for selling her story of an affair she had with Beckham.

Pretty in Pink the remake?

Apparently January Jones modeled this look off the Pretty in Pink dress from Molly Ringwald at the Adopt a Minefield Event. (splashnews)

Barbie comes to life

Pamela doing her best impression of either Barbie or Dolly Parton

BTW this is the best site I've seen for Barbie looks. Source of Barbie Picture.

Pissed Off Orange ...

What is up with LeeAnn Womack?

Why are you so pissed at the CMA's? Is it because your orange?

Lee Ann and her daughter Aubrey -- which one is the real color? Boy though she is the spitting image of her mother.



Other Incidentals of the CMA's

Winona's outfit, hair and make up is OTT. If there wasn't so much going on here she would look great.

Alan Jackson's wife wore the same dress as Lindsay Lohan and others (see prev post OCT05)

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